my boobs keep almost slipping out of my bras and like. is it sweat? did my boobs change size? do my bras just suck now? all of the above?

she deleted me on facebook apparently and like im not surprised if shes really worried it makes sense bc im still friends with her brother and his girlfriend but i didnt know about it until i went to go message her so like that still kinda hurts i mean at least warn me

tori and moshe continue to be flustered by how attractive tyler is and i continue to be reminded just how ace i am

i want 2 sleep because i have things 2 do tomorrow but hahaha whenever i want to go to bed before 11pm time to ask tatum 2 stay up waiting 2 hear from trent l o l shes always up anyways it doesnt matter itS ALMOST 1AM MY ALARM ISNT GONNA BE GETTING ANY LATER WHILE I WAIT FOR A PHONE CALL god damn

that moment when you’re like wait why does it feel like I’m cramping and then you’re like wait shit when did I last have my period fuck fuck I am slightly unprepared for this

Fucking backstage parent just shrugging when the kids are too loud and therefore not paying attention to me and then asking me to take food out to her husband like no fuck you the house is open I am the stage manager right now I am law and you can fuck right off like shit and then a minute later seeing she made my PA do it for her fucking fuck

every time i see that post of mrs. weasley trying to fight the boggart in 12 grimmauld place and everyone being like “even in death she couldnt imagine the twins separated bluh bluh bluh” and i jsut it makes me angry it makes me so angry???? like no no no its just yet another product of treating the twins as a unit instead of individual people

and i realize that its probably just an effort to control the fucking crazy ass word count in that book (half that shit coulda been summed up with the disclaimer: harry is pissy and puberty and shit) and yeah molly has a shit ton of kids but like fuck no fuck me do you know how little fred and george are treated as individuals?? like no you dont get to do that

i mean i get it twins have a different relationship twins are like a partnership in a world that tends to treat them like this weird ass anomaly for having shared a womb but that doesnt give you any right to treat them like one person instead of two individuals who are close out of necessity and shared experience and family and people like you who refuse to realize that they’re more than just the twins theyre not always fred-and-george they are fred and george or george and fred or maybe just fred, just george, brothers yeah but sharing a womb doesnt mean they share a mind and a soul theyre not fucking pod people

and i realize that maybe i just take this really personally but still fuck that post they dont share the same god damn heart and lungs and skin and like what the fuck did you think they would just keel over simultaneously one day because their shared kidney failed fuck you

i am irritated with my mom so now im gonna vent about it because thats what i do here okay i cannot believe she took my comment that way i did not do anyhting whatsoever and SUDDENLY its all OH I SEE HOW IT IS YOU DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME and NO ITS FINE I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION and giving me the silent treatment all the way home and still now more like fuck you i do not need to deal with whatever stick is up your ass i was very much willing to talk to you and i was in a pleasant mood but now im just pissed off because my mother is a child sometimes

i still have sherlock and sherock spoilers blacklisted

not because i havent seen it just because i dont want to see it on my dash whoops

aw man i just realized if taylor has to go to the dol we probably wont get to go to a matinee of the lego movie on friday and i mean its the fucking lego movie what is even the point of seeing it the day AFTER it comes out